The Smilie Lesson

Before the semester ended, we had a quick lesson over similes. My wonderful students had to write ten original similes about themselves. Once again, I present you with the best of the best.

(For you non-English people, a simile is a comparison that starts with "like" or "as".)

I'm way shorter than Kevin Durant.

I'm as loud as a diesel truck going through a small sleepy town.

I smell as good as an Axe commercial.

I'm as hot as Cheetos.

My hair is brown like poop.

The sun is like my shower; it covers me in warm rays.

I'm fabulous like a queen.

My tongue is as large as a baby whale.

My voice is as monotone as yesterday's pop music.

My attitude is like a Chihuahua's.

I'm as gentle as a tidal wave.

I'm as emotional as a newborn baby.

I am as busy as an airport during the holiday season.

I am as tattooed as a completed mural.

My hair is as big as a full grown shrub.

I'm as brave as a newborn baby.

I'm as quiet as a moving train.

Women love me almost as much as they love their shoes.

I am dark, like Vader.

My singing is like a dying moose.

I'm as built as Bigfoot.

 

Aren't their similes impressive?!?

#proudteacher